Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.


Or non anons, whatever lifts your skirt

29 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 965,557 notes



This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

35 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 395,586 notes


shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

41 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 510,419 notes








f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 


59 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 456,736 notes

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1 hour ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

What’s one thing you’ve been dying to ask the mun?

1 hour ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 11,767 notes


Imagine getting married to your icon, but in the cremony your old icon gets up from their seat and yells that they love you and don’t want you to marry anybody else. Your current icon tells them, with the same expresion as they are now, that you are theirs and now your old icon can’t have you back.

1 hour ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 966 notes

"Everybody wants to be a cat."

"Everybody wants to be a cat."

1 hour ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 4,683 notes

I wish people, even random anons at this point enjoyed my rp’s and my ships


1 hour ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes



1 hour ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
Tagged as: #oh my god 
Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?

I doubt it

10 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #cagnazzosayswut 
Whoops failed to send a number. Well, 34.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?: I wouldn’t, no need to. I don’t exactly care, and nothing excruciatingly bad happened that I haven’t filed away in my head anyways :/

10 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
4, 19, 24, 25, 49, 58, 77, 86, and 90.

4:3 things I love: drawing, sleeping, video games

19:What am I listening to right now: No Angels by Bastille

24:Favorite style of clothing:: never really cared about that stuff. It depends if I’M wearing it or if someone else is

25:Ever done a prank call?: nope

49:Am I excited for anything?: no

58:What’s my strangest talent?: no idea

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy calm/melancholic when I hear it?: Never is a Promise by Angela Aki

86:What is my current desktop picture?: Alfendi from Layton Brothers Mystery Room

90:Failed a class?: Consider who you’re asking. Of course I have

10 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 1 note
Tagged as: #kyven 


1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
10 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 160,900 notes








ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two


twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car


row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

16 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 | J | 53,905 notes
眼鏡っ娘 !
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